Nothing is happining. I had lots of tests and
different kinds of races with Algemon. I hate that mouse. He always beats me.
Dr Strauss said I got to play those games. And he said some time I got to take
those tests over again. Thse inkblots are stupid. And those pictures are stupid
too. I like to draw a picture of a man and a woman but I wont make up lies
about people.
I got a headache from trying to think so much. I
thot Dr Strauss was my fend but he dont help me. He dont tell me what to think
or when Ill get smart. Miss Kinnian dint come to see me. I think writing these
progress reports are stupid too.
Progress Report 8—Mar 23
Im going back to work at the factery. They said
it was better I shud go back to work but I cant tell anyone what the operashun
was for and I have to come to the hospitil for an hour evry night after work.
They are gonna pay me mony every month for lerning to be smart.
Im glad Im going back to work because I miss my
job and all my fends and all the fun we have there.
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Mar 25—(I dont have to write
PROGRESS REPORT on top any more just when I hand it in once a week for Dr Nemur
to read. I just have to put the date on. That saves time)
We had a lot of fun at the factery today. Joe
Carp said hey look where Charlie had his operashun what did they do Charlie put
some brains in. I was going to tell him but I remembered Dr Strauss said no.
Then Frank Reffly said what did you do Charlie forget your key and open your
door the hard way. That made me laff. Their really my friends and they like me.
Sometimes somebody will say hey look at Joe or
Frank or George he really pulled a Charlie Gordon. I dont know why they say
that but they always laff. This morning Amos Borg who is the 4 man at Donnegans
used my name when he shouted at Ernie the office boy. Ernie lost a packige. He
said Ernie for godsake what are you trying to be a Charlie Gordon. I dont
understand why he said that. I never lost any packiges.
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Oh yes I almost forgot. I asked him when I can
go back to the class at Miss Kinnians school. He said I wont go their. He said
that soon Miss Kinnian will come to the hospitil to start and teach me speshul.
I was mad at her for not comming to see me when I got the operashun but I like
her so maybe we will be frends again.
Mar 29—That crazy TV kept me up
all night. How can I sleep with something yelling crazy things all night in my
ears. And the nutty pictures. Wow. I dont know what it says when Tm up so how
am I going to know when Tm sleeping.
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PROGRESS REPORT 9—April
3
Dr Strauss showed me how to keep the TV turned
low so now I can sleep. I dont hear a thing. And I still dont understand what
it says. A few times I play it over in the morning to find out what I lerned
when I was sleeping and I dont think so. Miss Kinnian says Maybe its another
langwidge or something. But most times it sounds american. It talks so fast
faster then even Miss Gold who was my teacher in 6 grade and I remember she
talked so fast I coudnt understand her.
I told Dr Strauss what good is it to get smart
in my sleep. I want to be smart when Im awake. He says its the same thing and I
have two minds. Theres the subconscious and the conscious (thats
how you spell it). And one dont tell the other one what its doing. They dont
even talk to each other. Thats why I dream. And boy have I been having crazy
dreams. Wow. Ever since that night TV. The late late late late late show.
I forgot to ask him if it was only me or if
everybody had those two minds.
(I just looked up the word in the dictionary Dr
Strauss gave me. The word is subconscious. adj. Of the nature of mental
operations yet not present in consciousness; as, subconscious conflict of
desires.) Theres more but I still don’t know what it means. This isnt a
very good dictionary for dumb people like me.
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Anyway the headache is from the party. My frinds
from the factery Joe Carp and Frank Reilly invited me to go with them to
Muggsys Saloon for some drinks. I dont like to drink but they said we will
have lots of fun. I had a good time.
Joe Carp said I shoud show the girls how I mop
out the toilet in the factory and he got me a mop. I showed them and everyone
laffed when I told that Mr Donnegan said I was the best janiter he ever had
because I like my job and do it good and never come late or miss a day except
for my operashun.
I said Miss Kinnian always said Charlie be proud
of your job because you do it good.
Everybody laffed and we had a good time and they
gave me lots of drinks and Joe said Charlie is a card when hes potted. I dont
know what that means but everybody likes me and we have fun. I cant wait to be
smart like my best fends Joe Carp and Frank Reilly.
I dont remember how the party was over but I
think I went out to buy a newspaper and coffe for Joe and Frank and when I came
back there was no one their. I looked for them all over till late. Then I dont
remember so good but I think I got sleepy or sick. A nice cop brot me back
home. Thats what my landlady Mrs Flynn says.
But I got a headache and a big lump on my head
and black and blue all over. I think maybe I fell but Joe Carp says it was the
cop they beat up drunks some times. I don’t think so. Miss Kinnian says cops
are to help people. Anyway I got a bad headache and Im sick and hurt all over.
I dont think Ill drink anymore.
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